All I Have To Be Is Faster Than You – Funny Survival Humor T-Shirt
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When survival is on the line, friendship suddenly becomes... negotiable! Featuring a hilarious cartoon of two people being chased by a hungry lion, with one person clearly outrunning the other, this t-shirt delivers the classic punchline: "All I Have to Be Is Faster Than You."
Perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, this tee is a guaranteed conversation starter. Whether you're the competitive type, the office prankster, or just someone who appreciates clever jokes, this design is sure to get laughs wherever you go.
Why You'll Love It:
- 🦁 Funny survival-themed design with a classic joke
- 😂 Perfect for fans of sarcasm, dark humor, and witty graphic tees
- 👕 Soft, comfortable fit for everyday wear
- 🎁 Great gift for friends, coworkers, runners, hikers, campers, hunters, and anyone who loves a good laugh
- 🌲 Perfect for casual outings, camping trips, hiking adventures, vacations, office parties, and everyday wear
Remember... you don't have to be the fastest person in the world—you just have to be faster than the other guy! Wear this hilarious tee and let everyone know your survival strategy is simple: "All I Have to Be Is Faster Than You."
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for stability and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar that keeps shape and a classic crew neckline
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed print
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified fabric, and EU 2-year warranty
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Shipping information
- No EU import duties.
- Ships within 1-2 business days.
- Ships in our fully recyclable and biodegradable signature boxes.
FAQs
Are your products organic / natural?
Our products combine the power of naturally occurring and advanced science ingredients that are simple to use, highly effective, non-toxic, non-irritating, and absolutely cruelty-free. We do not use aggressive, irritating ingredients. Beyond this, we do not like labels such as ‘organic,’ ‘natural’ or ‘clean,’ which have no consistent definition and tell you nothing about a product’s safety or efficacy. We are committed to bringing you the very best ingredient science and being certified “organic” does not always yield the best ingredient.
Do your products contain fragrance?
Generally not, but with limited exceptions. “Fragrance,” when used in our products like the ANTI-AGING BODY CREAM, is selected for its pleasant scent but also for its proven tolerability. Most fragrances contain allergic substances, or “allergens”: if present, it is compulsory to state this on the label, even if the percentage contained is minimal. Where possible, we tend to use fragrances which do not contain allergens and which should therefore give rise to fewer problems. When fragrance is present in a our product, is indicated in the list of ingredients as PARFUM or FRAGRANCE.
Is there talc in any of your products?
The minerals that are used to produce talc can contain asbestos, which is why there are legitimate concerns about its potential effect on our health. The talc used in our ENZYME CLEANSER, BABY BUM CREAM and tinted CLARIFYING SPOT TREATMENTS is NOT made of minerals that contain asbestos and thus is not carcinogenic and completely safe. The talc we use is periodically and consistently reviewed by independent laboratories.
What is the shelf life of my product?
All beauty products need to be used by a certain period. This is known as the 'period after opening' and can be easily identified by the PAO symbol. The symbol can be recognised as the shape of an opened jar, and will have a number inside; 9M will indicate 9 months, 12M is 12 months, and 36M is 36 months. Once opened the product should be used in this period, as after this time the quality of the product will deteriorate.
Let customers speak for us
The fabric is so soft and the prints haven't faded after multiple washes. Really impressed with the quality.
Hilarious shirt and the print quality is top-notch. Soft fabric that didn't shrink after washing.
Super comfortable and fits perfectly. Shipping was fast too. I get compliments every time I wear them. Highly recommend!
