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Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee

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Color: Red
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Bring the laughs with this outrageous and unforgettable tee featuring a man literally choking a chicken and the phrase: “Choking The Chicken.” Packed with farm-style humor and a wink of playful mischief, this shirt is made for people who enjoy bold jokes and getting a reaction.

Whether you’re heading to a barbecue, hanging out with friends, or just appreciate ridiculous humor, this design delivers big laughs and plenty of double-takes. Comfortable, eye-catching, and impossible to ignore.

🐔 Features a hilarious chicken-themed design
😂 Perfect for fans of cheeky humor
🎉 Great conversation starter
🌾 Fun for casual wear, parties, and gatherings
🎁 Funny gift for anyone who loves novelty tees

Some shirts whisper… this one proudly squawks. Wear it and enjoy the reactions. 🐔

Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton body (select heathers blended) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean finish and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual DTF/DTG printing for crisp sleeve, neck, and chest artwork
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping information

- No EU import duties.
- Ships within 1-2 business days.
- Ships in our fully recyclable and biodegradable signature boxes.

    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee
    Choking the Chicken T-Shirt — Funny Retro Chicken Holding Graphic Tee

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