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Funny Banana Shirt — 'Rub Me I'm Dick' Cartoon Retro Graphic Tee

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$21.00
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Color: Dark Heather
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Peel back the ordinary and add a little mischievous humor to your wardrobe with the Rub Me I’m Dick T-Shirt! Featuring a banana strolling along with confidence and a cheeky phrase that’s full of playful wordplay, this design is made for people who appreciate bold humor and don’t mind getting a few double-takes.

Perfect for fans of quirky jokes, fruit-themed fun, and conversation-starting graphic tees, this shirt delivers laughs without taking itself too seriously. Whether you're hanging out with friends, heading to a casual event, or just showing off your sense of humor, this tee brings personality wherever it goes.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Funny walking banana graphic with playful attitude
  • Cheeky slogan packed with clever wordplay
  • Perfect for fans of silly humor and novelty apparel
  • Great conversation starter for parties and casual outings
  • Comfortable fit for everyday wear

Some shirts blend in. This one absolutely refuses. The Rub Me I’m Dick T-Shirt is made for anyone who likes their humor a little bold, a little weird, and a whole lot memorable.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- DTF printing on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping information

- No EU import duties.
- Ships within 1-2 business days.
- Ships in our fully recyclable and biodegradable signature boxes.

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