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Funny 'Dragon My Ass Today' Graphic Tee

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$25.00
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Some days you soar through life... and other days you're just Dragon My Ass Today!

This hilarious t-shirt features a grumpy dragon dragging its backside across the ground like an oversized scaly puppy with an itch it just can't ignore. Paired with the clever phrase "Dragon My Ass Today," this design is perfect for anyone who's feeling worn out, overworked, or simply not in the mood.

Whether you're battling Monday mornings, endless meetings, or just life's daily nonsense, this tee lets everyone know exactly how you're feeling—with a healthy dose of sarcastic humor.

Why You'll Love It

  • 🐉 Original dragon artwork that's guaranteed to get laughs
  • 😂 Clever pun that's perfect for fans of sarcasm and wordplay
  • 👕 Soft, comfortable fit for everyday adventures
  • 🎉 Great for work, casual outings, gaming nights, conventions, or lounging at home
  • 🎁 A hilarious gift for dragon lovers, fantasy fans, and anyone who's ever felt like they're dragging their butt through the day

When life has you running on empty, don't hide it—wear Dragon My Ass Today and let your shirt do the complaining for you. Because even dragons have those days!

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTF printing on sleeves and inner neck; DTG printing for main design for crisp graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping information

- No EU import duties.
- Ships within 1-2 business days.
- Ships in our fully recyclable and biodegradable signature boxes.

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